Hey listen up you assholes! Dammit listen up! Hey I got one more announcement here. Y'all played three days so Bill Steven's spreadhseet could spit himself out as the winner. Don't that beat all hell? He's a trustworthy guy right?. Hell I think he is .....so he is the 2014 WINNER! Congrats Bill!
Anyway, take a look at the spreadsheet and figure out how you will close the gap next year. If only your teammate didn't three putt 18....damn!
Thanks for coming. It wouldn't have been the same without you! See you next year.